Why Sportin' A Mustache Never Looked So Good

This WeekendJaaring sounds: Nicolas Jaar Live at MOCAThe deep house guru performs a special blend of Chilean-influenced, minimal grooves he calls "blue wave."Dubset duo: Adams + Tabeau set the stage with "House of Sleeping Beauties" and their whacked out costumes.Fri 8:30p. Mondrian South Beach, 1100 West Ave., Miami Beach (305-514-1500). $5-25 here.Nearby: Pubbelly; Yardbird Southern Table & Bar; The Abbey Brewing Co.

Naked Eats: Dinner in Paradise

Dine with organic food-loving ladies under a cozy tent and twinkly lights with a fancy cocktail-sipping social tour.Dishin' details: The end of the tour leads to a mystery five-course meal featuring locally-sourced seafood with paired wines.Sun 5p. Paradise Farms, 19801 SW 320 St., Homestead (305-248-4181). $165.Nearby: Knaus Berry Farm; Robert’s Stand; Schnebly Winery

Artsy Brews: Pop-up Heineken Beer GardenKnock back bottles of Holland's most famous green export at $4 each in between Art Basel gallery stops.Two-wheel it: Skip the DUIs (but beware of BUIs) by biking through the art mobs on a green Deco bike.Today-Sun Noon-11:30p. Wood Tavern, 2531 NW 2 Ave., Wynwood (305-748-2828). Bikes: $4-$24 for hourly rentals, $24 for the day.Nearby: Bloom; Wynwood Walls; Joey’s

 

Stiff Upper Lip: ‘Stache Bash at The GooseDon’t let the hair on your upper lip get in the way of $5 Cuba libres.Hairy art: Watch Chris Acevedo create his own mustache-inspired art liveSat 10a-3p. The Goose, 3008 Grand Ave., Coconut Grove (305-529-6498). No cover.Nearby: GreenStreet Café; Improv Comedy Club; Monty’s