Where High Fashion Meets High Balls

This WeekendSharp dresser: The Fashion Happy HourWhip that closet into shape with fashionistas at the ready with expert advice.Gifts, drinks and tunes: Sip 2 for 1 drinks while your date checks out jewelry and gets her nails done.Fri 5-10p. Red Bar Gallery, 52 SW 10 St., Brickell, free.Nearby: 15th & Vine; Lippi; Batch GastropubDig in: The Mekong Table Guest Chef SeriesKhong River kitchen gets taken over by James Beard-winning New York Chef Trevor Kunk.Farm to table: Dine on ginger-lime chicken wings and grass-fed lamb.Tonight 8p. Khong River House, 1661 Meridian Ave., Miami Beach (786-360-2553). $75 per person.Nearby:  Abbey Brewing Co.;Huahua’s Taqueria; Patpong RoadSexy comedy: The Wet Spots Comedy RevueNothing’s sacred during this close-to-home husband and wife show.Satire in fishnets: Libidos and raunch abound in a show that covers every sexual topic under the sun.Sat 7:30 and 9:30p. South Dade Cultural Arts Center, 10950 SW 211 St. (786-573-5316). $25 here.Nearby: Robert is Here; Schnebly’s Winery; Cutler Bay Sports BarRainbow run: Color Me Rad 5KA truckload of dye makes this run more about fun than fast times.Color bomb: After you towel off the multi-colored powder, grab snacks, and check out the Smart cars.Sat 9a. SunLife Stadium, 2269 NW 199 St., Miami Gardens. $40 here.Nearby: Fish Fish; Martini Bar; Bulldog Barbecue